peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.
"I go to seek a great perhaps." <3
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
Your muffin top is hella rad. Your stomach is allowed to wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Your thighs are allowed to press up against each other like they’re at a high school dance. Stretch marks are like little tiger strips on your skin to remind you that you’re fierce. Everyone gets a sexy double chin when they’re laying with their laptop on top of them. And your stomach rolls are a place to hide a knife for anyone who disagrees with this.
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world…
but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”